Big Ass Brick of Soap in Lump of Coal

Big Ass Brick of Soap in Lump of Coal
Big Ass Brick of Soap in Lump of Coal

Big Ass Brick of Soap in Lump of Coal

Regular price $10.00

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.

Product Specs:

  • At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
  • Made in the USA
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military

Duke Cannon is a soap company out of Minnesota, making quality soap while also making people laugh with their jokes and marketing techniques. The brand is inspired by soldiers and benefiting veterans.

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